#im NOT tagging everyone

[tea-cat-arts]

Might delete later, but I had to scream about this in doodle form to avoid scaring my housemates by screaming about this irl. I'm so happy my blorbos are back, man. Hoyo please let them have a happy ending this time around

[parisoonic]

i am not immune to a meme

[starheavenly]

More random doodles that I forgot to post! I love robots...

[cafe-smut]

I'm realizing that if Obey Me!MC ever met WHB!MC, they'd lose their shit.

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OB: YOU HAVE TO DO WH A T TO SURVIVE?!

WHB: You dont?!

OB: that feels, and I mean this sincerely, so illegal. Are you ok? Is it consensual? Do I need to call someone for you?!

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*demon bros fighting*

OB: SIT BOYS! Anyways, like I was saying-

WHB, staring at the Demon Brothers unable to move, kneeling on the ground: I cannot express to you how jealous I am right now.

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OB, glaring at WHB!Leviathan: oh my diavolo you're a bitch. I feel like I just touched something dirty. Gross, ugh. LEVI COME SNUGGLE!!

WHB, watching Leviathan about to murder OB as other Levi turns into a happy blushy mess and gets headpats* oh no

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Bael and Beelzebub staring at Beel and Belphie: so you don't just leave to do whatever?

Beel: no? I have a job here outside of Rad- why are you crying.

Bael: can we please trade???

Belphie: hELL NO!

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OB: wait so your mammon is like, rich rich?

WHB: more like three but- wait is yours not?

OB: . . . No comment.

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*WHB screaming in terror and trying to run at the sight of Simeon, Luke, and losing it at the name Raphael*

OB: angels where they're are evil and trying to kill them. Don't worry about it.

*10 minutes later*

WHB nestled in Simeon's wings literally having the time of their life and super upset about it: mAn, ouR aNgELs fUcKinG SUCK.

OB, staring down a chained up WHB!Barbatos with disgust: your demons suck too. Where are his clothes?

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OB!Solomon: ^ ^

WHB: oh you're their solomon?! Man my demons would probably love to mee-

OB popping their head in: NO THEY WOULDNT HES A SHADY BITCH!!

OB!Solomon: how could you say such a thing?

OB: You poisoned me just last week!

OB!Solomon: I made you dinner as you weren't feeling well!

WHB: aww, how ni-

OB: EXACTLY!!! POISON!! I COULDNT MOVE FOR TWO DAYS!!

WHB: 0_o

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*The whole demon bros and kings and company staring each other down*

WHB: ok, so um- this is kind of hard to explain-

OB: SOLOMON AHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHADY BITCH?!

Literally the whole WHB cast: SOLOMON?!

WHB: he's not like our Solomon. Sorry guys.

Someone: but it's-

*cue OB flipping OB!Solomon off as he hides a large thick tome behind his back while yelling at him. Lucifer facepalms, groaning*

OB!Lucifer: I have too much work for this.

OB, turning around and grinning: HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?!

OB!Mammon, clocking it right away: TREASURE NO-

OB: Lucifer, bark!

OB!Lucifer: woof . . . You're fucking dead.

*silence. Both Satan's burst out laughing among others*

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Meanwhile poor Luke is being threatened by a couple WHB Demons and that's OB!MC's child so NO THANK YOU!!

WHB is extremely jealous of the magic they can wield, but does help stop their more powerful demons from killing the OB angels. Who are horrified at the thought of aimless murder like that. Except Raphael, he's a warrior angel, but even he agrees that these angels are wrong.

(If OB!Micheal shows up that's going to be a shit show and I've got popcorn)

[sparkysxi]

was thinking about heist films

[hiraethminds]

magma with friends

[christakisbang]

[ramons-elevator]

Its about how everyone told the french not to break the bed and helped reinforced their house when they had nothing to their names

Its about how everyone says hello to each other when they log on. Like when Fit logged on after Pomme “lost a life” and said he knew something was wrong bc no one said hi.

Its about how the secret order was supposed to be only a few select people and now majority of the server is in it because it’s important to the island

Its about how they made a code that they can quickly type incase the code monster attacks so they can protect their eggs

Its about how everyone was 100% on board without a second thought when Roier and Jaiden asked them to travel over 6000 blocks when though some of them never met Jaiden or Roier

Its about how people will immediately help with the eggs tasks even if they were about to log off the server

Its about how Jaiden needed an adventure partner and a bunch of people were willing to help

Its about how people are more than willing to help babysit the eggs if the parents are busy

Its about how when Charlie went on a rampage to kill their eggs, they treated him gently and with kindness because they knew he was in pain

Its about how when new people come to the island, everyone goes to Casalonas to celebrate and have a good time

Its about how everyone was screaming at Cucurcho to bring Bobby back and willing to give valuable items in exchange.

Its about how people make events to bring everyone together so they can have fun together (Hide and Seek, Festa Junina)

Its about love and friendship and community.

The universe said you are not alone

The universe said you are not alone

The universe said you are not alone

[rextherob0t]

if someone did this already im crying

[neishroom]

gather around folks!

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[itsaboutbee]

Skylor, showing up at the monastery: Uhm, hi. I'm Lloyd's emergency contact.

Jay: Great, so you're here to help us save Nya?

Skylor: No, I'm here to remove myself as Lloyd's emergency contact.

Jay:

Cole:

Kai:

Zane:

Lloyd:

Skylor, cracking up: Nah, I'm fucking with you, now what element you need me to use today?

[tango-but-everywhere]

🫵😲

source: joel’s WILD LIFE episode 1

[ID: a minecraft screenshot taken from above of a small circular island with a ring of 18 azalea bushes, each of which has a player standing on them. from leftmost clockwise, it’s impulse, tango, scott, cleo, jimmy, scar, joel, skizz, mumbo, martyn, bigb, etho, ren, pearl, grian, bdubs, lizzie and gem. there’s a few pale wood (pale oak? the new one. white pine…? whitepine mention) boats around the island. end ID]

[celinedioncardboardstandee]

Wdym this isn't how roti ended (1/3)

[rodimushusband69]

random assortment of beast wars gifs i made toinght that i thought were funny

SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SUDDEN BEAST WARS STUFF BLAME @o000ze

[funnymothguy]

BIG SPOILERS UNDER CUT

[not-another-robin]

This probably only makes sense in my head but I need "something in the way" by nirvana to be a Bit in the Batfamily to torture Bruce. They checked in on his playlist a few times during patrol and it was playing every single one. Now they will never let it go. Every single opportunity they have.

"we need to clear the rubble the batmobile isn't getting through"

"I guess you could say"

"don't"

"there's. Something in the way...."

(everyone chimes in on the comms)

"mmmmmmnnnnnnnn"

"People are dying"